Let's Welcome a New Writer

While I cannot reveal myself fully due to the offensive material I will post, many of you on 3rd Fal will be able to figure it out. All I ask is that you don't tell Matt. I might write things that will make you laugh, cry, or urinate uncontrollably but realize it is all done with love for Matt Kenny.

You can expect shots at his height, hairiness, and undying passion for a certain basketball player in the future.  We will bring you material as soon as it becomes available.