Matt Kenny Goes to Town...on Amanda Johnson

Matt had a big weekend this week. When I say big I mean Amanda Johnson. Now for those of you unaware with Matt's situation, Matt has been tracking this "biddie" for months. After many trials and tribulations, Matt succeeded behind closed doors after a drunken escapade on Saturday night. Now we cannot be absolutely sure what happened, but there were reports of slurping and tongue action from those who were spying on the couple. A ladder and stilts were found at the scene of the crime.

The next day Matt ran away with Amanda to the exotic location of northern Pennslyvania. According to a source close to the couple, Matt left in the wee hours of the morning in order to be with his new lover.  We will brief you with information as it occurs.